I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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