She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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