Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
