"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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