Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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