Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
you had me at cake vodka
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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