He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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