You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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