One girl and one boy is just not enough.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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