The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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