i barfeds in our rink
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
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