just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
