You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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