If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
