he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
A+ Viking dick
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Randomize
