Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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