I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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