i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
There r osticjed everywhere
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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