During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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