so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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