he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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