My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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