He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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