I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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