But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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