So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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