He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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