Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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