After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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