My room smells like vodka and shame
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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