I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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