Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
