So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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