I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
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