Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
do nipples grow back?
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