He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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