Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize