I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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