Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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