he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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