found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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