My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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