i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I'm way too hungover for life right now
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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