I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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