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(978): View more from Massachusetts

mornings like this make me wish i was morman.

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(703): View more from Virginia

No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.

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(757): View more from Virginia

I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.

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(813): View more from Florida

We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.

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(208): View more from Idaho

spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

11/10 would buy him a McLobster

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(319): View more from Iowa

Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud

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