Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
How naked do you want me to be?
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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