I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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