so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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