there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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