is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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