It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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