I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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