Taylor Swift is so right about you.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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