im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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